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The Albatross

from A Comedy by Wolfman D

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I'm so nasty on the mike
When I grab that you like
The way I hand you a vice
Then jack up the price
Then they ask if I'm nice
I leave them with lice
Suffice it to say
I'm iller than the dudley death device

I'm so dope,
I give weedheads the munchees
crackheads a bum knee,
I'm banned in 30 countries
cause trust me, if you touch me
I'll rearange your face like
a plastic surgeon
who cant use precision blades right

you dont beef, yo punk ass
need a diet of
steamed leafy greens
cause you cant ingest this riot
of solid beats
and hot spicy bars of words,
fuck what you heard, you think you the shit?
I must be 2 turds

spittin slurs
like a klansman in the fifties
cut off your hands
cause your mans lookin shifty
fuck up your plans
unexpectantly precipitate
you fuckin with the illest artist
ever to illustrate

you worn out
like a rag at a laundromat
you aint ill,
you just think you're sick like hypocondriacs
i break your teeth
you weak like centenarians
my archives turn rap geniuses
to librarians

My rhymes burn like a perm,
I'm like a street chemist
lacing my dope rhymes with sherm,
to get them hatin on me
they try to take me for my bread
I get the skatin on them
they style so dead
i gotta use carbon dating on them

hop in the gym
to practice my rhyme tactics
i'm lighting em up like match sticks
i'm grindin em up like cat bits
to feed to my carnivorous
cactus you what you lookin at?
think i'm crooked, but sane
I'm straight bat shit

crazy like I'm on daisy
while myrtle watchin me swayin this lady
i knock her boots
then get ghost like patrick swayze
with clay, moldin my verse in her hands
they askin me bout my plans?
my rhymes hit like gamma-rays
stereo tactic

precision, I'm on a mission
to make them mad when they listen
i'm kickin them in the shins
to tell the doc, they got 10 in pain
then I score 10 in the paint
to get so hot that you faint
you tryin to get out the game
I'm so didactic

You rang? you got 7 days to live
but i'm like god to these demons
pots and pans to the greens
if you know what i mean
Without me, you just mad lost
you double crossin the masses
to get your freedom for free
I'm your albatross

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from A Comedy, released December 24, 2013

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Wolfman D Chicago, Illinois

One tepid morning in March of '94, Wolfman D was born Deon Varrod Morrissette in March Chicago, Illinois. He wrote and recorded his first rap for an assignment in english class when he was a high school junior. That song, "I'm Deon" became the first song on his first album that he originally sold to pay off his high school fees. He plays all of the instrumentals in his tracks. ... more

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